Tonite Sarah Palin will try and show everyone she is worthy to be involved with an erection of this magnitude.

So much is riding on this debate and Sarah Palin is getting nervous...her mouth never nows what to do with the erection because it's just getting too big.

Analysts say Sara Palin may blow the erection by underperforming in the upcoming debate.

This is CBS Evening News host Katie Couric's first time covering a major erection.

There are still many rural white men who are very uncomfortable with the idea of Barack Obama's erection.

Many critics have accused John McCain of working a very dirty erection, while Obama wishes to keep erections clean.

Nothing angers the American people more than a stolen erection.